If you must call me something, simply call me Po (Or fruit warrior, as I was recently dubbed). I'm just here to read, vent, and be anonymous. Maybe along the way I'll start writing again and have something worthwhile to share. But for now, I'm just sitting quietly and observing.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
There’s a juice brand called Apple & Eve
That…. is either a really unfortunate naming choice or utterly awesome. Depending on your perspective.
Like, it could be “This juice will make you self-conscious and miserable and RUIN YOUR LIFE because a certain God will curse you and your kind forever more with menstruation and cramps and painful childbirth.”
Or it could be “Embrace this sin and screw following the standards someone else sets. Gain knowledge, make clothes, be a homosexual! And when He tries to punish you, this juice will get you through the pain, and you’ll still have this awesome knowledge.”
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